we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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