Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Randomize
