I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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