dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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