walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
