sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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