i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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