And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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