Its about making memories worth repressing
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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