You're completely useless in the revolution.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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