How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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