My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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