Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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