so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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