I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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