worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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