I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
