i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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