she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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