He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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