dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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