It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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