first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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