I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
its not stalking. its research.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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