How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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