At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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