I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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