we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
...so i touched it.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
