I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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