I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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