I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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