If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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