Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Sorry about my life...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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