You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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