No awkward lesbian experiences without me
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Shame - the story of my life.
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