I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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