HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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