come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
where are my eyebrows?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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