yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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