The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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