new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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