Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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