We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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