It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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