super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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