The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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