and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
