Joe is yelling at the trees again.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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