he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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