Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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