Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
