Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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