Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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