filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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